My second act as Minister for Buzzkill will be to eliminate milk chocolate in favour of dark chocolate with a minimum of 45% cocoa solids, with preferential treatment given to 70% and higher.

If you don’t like dark chocolate then you don’t like chocolate, you like sugar.

>Any ice cream with less than 90% water is banned

>If you don’t like chewing the crystals you don’t like ice, you like the meta-concept of Liberty.

put it this way: in my utopia, ice cream has significantly higher fat content.

I’d serve you ice cream with a higher protein content :^)

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