POLL: What fic should Ozy write after they finish this one? Please reply with your preference.
(a) A sequel from Nick’s point of view in which we get to see exactly how much he suffers because of Judy constantly crushingly rejecting him with off-handed comments
(b) I enjoy bringing Ozy to increased levels of SHAME, and am therefore voting for furry porn
© Move Fast and Break Things??? Remember Move Fast and Break Things??? which hasn’t updated in months????? are we ever going to find out what happens with the hulk???
(d) I like Disney Descendants and am a pervert, so I want the fic where Ben loses his virginity via orgy
(e) I like Disney Descendants and am not a pervert, so I want a fic about the villain kids adjusting to living in Auradon
(f) I like Disney Descendants and am unduly interested in perverts, so I want a fic about CLAUDE FROLLO HAS A DAUGHTER WHAT THE HELL WHAT KIND OF TERRIBLE PARENT
(g) Ozy should stop writing fanfic and devote themself to picking fights with rationalist orthodoxy and/or trying to turn more rationalists trans
(h) Ozy should stop writing fanfic and devote themself to writing blog posts about topics I actually understand, why are all you people so obsessed with evil computers and broad inlets
(i) I hate all of Ozy’s writing and am solely here for the cuck jokes
Because Toni Stark is Canon.