Oh, and I just found the way:

Dia Paying Group buys an ArguProtect Platinum Subscription for four or five of their very large employees. They take the phone back from Steve. Also his car, table and front door because fuck you that’s why. Steve calls ArguProtect for protection, the Large Employees call ArguProtect for protection from ArguProtect, ArguProtect stands holding the bag, forced to pay back both sides whatever ludicrous compensation they want. The front door changes owner five times in four minutes at increasingly staggering prices to be paid out in recompense.

The Platinum Subscription is not going to be cheap.

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