The End, by Alister Lockhart.
Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.
Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?
And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’
If people don’t tweet, Instagram and snapchat my beautiful face when I rise from the depths I am going straight back to R’lyeh until the world is ready to give me the internet fame I deserve #ICanFhtagn
he is LITERALLY posing for pics he’s not even causing a ruckus it’s just a signing. god
Heroes face Cthulhu: They end up gibbering wrecks, the Great Dreamer eats 1d6 investigators per turn.
Millennials face Cthulhu: “I’ve seen worse in the comments section.” *flash*