Fangirl with a Chainsaw.
goodbye friends i am gone
Dark Places With a Chainsaw
I’m gonna LIVE!
Queen of Shadows with a Chainsaw… Sounds about right
Across the Great Barrier With a Chainsaw
Slaughterhouse-Five with a Chainsaw
Proven Guilty with a Chainsaw
Squire with a Chainsaw.
okay but imagine Keladry of Mindelan with a chainsaw ALL THE BAD GUYS ARE NOW DED
I’ve got a stack, but the one I’m most likely to finish next is…
A Princess of the Aerie with a Chainsaw
…this would actually be an improvement on what the titular character is up to in canon.
Well, fic in my case, but A Full Picture With a Chainsaw
I’m not currently reading a book, but I could use the last one I read: Stirring The Storm with a chainsaw.
Using the last book I read I’d get: The Secret Garden With a Chainsaw
Hamlet with a Chainsaw!! I want this badly. Someone please adapt Hamlet as a slasher film. It would work SO WELL.
Um. I’m afraid this would be… Memoirs Of A Jewish Extremist With A Chainsaw
Unlearning the Language of Conquest With a Chainsaw
Sophie’s World With A Chainsaw. which is an excellent thing to use tumblr for.
Dangerous Women With A Chainsaw. Seems appropriate.
All the fun stuff I’ve read lately has been web fiction, so…
Anna Karenina With A Chainsaw.
(AKA: Ilzo writes terrible self-insert fic (and somehow chooses Anna) to vent about Anna Karenina.)
Law’s Order With a Chainsaw!