What I love most is the ability to be massively passive-aggressive with the new phrases.

Let us imagine a colleague. I shall call this colleague Brian because I have known a Brian and he was an asshole.

Before:

A: Brian is project lead on this problem and says it cannot be done

B: Brian has his head up his ass. I mean what the fuck right? So ask me if I give a fuck, he can kiss my ass.

Now:

A: Brian is project lead on this problem and says it cannot be done

B: Brian, despite being project lead for the last three months, is unfamiliar with the problem. Interesting behavior, right? Of course I’m concerned, maybe he needs my help with his literal job the only reason we’re paying him?

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