911 Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Me: There’s a guy in a car here with a lady who’s really sick in the backseat, she drank something bad, he’s trying to find a hospital so I told him I’d call 911.
911 Operator: We’re sending an ambulance to your location.
Me: Also everyone around me is acting really weird, I think there might be a gas leak of some kind.
911 Operator: A gas leak?
Me: I’m outside but nobody seems to know why they’re doing what they’re doing and it’s all really irrational, something’s messed up.
911 Operator: Ah, I see. Just checking here, sir, I see you’re calling from a dream phone. You’re having a dream.
911 Operator: I recommend you wake up, it will solve all these problems for everyone.
Me: But I –
Me: *wakes up in bed*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.
Thank you, Dream 911 Operator, for determining the issue so efficiently.
I sure am glad I had my Dream Phone with me.