Shieldfoss

ranma-official:

argumate:

afloweroutofstone:

WaPo reports Trump’s only had two daily intel briefings since winning, while Pence has been doing them “almost” daily, like you’re supposed to. I have a feeling that Pence carrying Trump’s weight is a dynamic we might become accustomed to.

my heart goes out to the poor bastard who has to give those briefings

pence, interrupting agent

“Are they… you know?”

“What, sir?”

“The homosexuals. Are they they the homosexuals?”

“… No, sir. The surveillance drones are not homosexuals. In fact, I don’t think they can have any sexual orientation, at least not currently.”

“They some sort of half-queer then? I knew a gal like that.”