Alien: Weird little instrument you have there. What do you call it?
English: Oh, that’s a kind of harp. For your jaw. We call it jawharp.
German: A harp? No way, that’s obviously a drum! A mouth-drum!
Swedish: Um, no. What are you guys smoking? It clearly resembles a violin.
German: It doesn’t even have a bow!
Swedish: Well I didn’t see you hit it with a wooden stick either!
Alien: So… it’s a harp, a drum and a violin..?
Basque: Don’t listen to those losers. That’s a guitar.

That’s a Jew’s harp.

I am instantly reminded of this

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