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People are tasting Nintendo Switch game cartridges — and apparently they’re disgusting

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@dan-rowbell

But Why???

My kind of people

Nintendo still covering niche issues no one realised where issues.

1. Saving the game on system death
2. Stopping kids from eating the games

I love that they’re taking a preemptive step to help keep infants and toddlers from getting hurt but why in the world has this led to a ton of adults choosing to stick it in their mouth?

Fun. “Oh dude this smells SO bad! Come smell it!” “Look at this awful sea creature!” “These things taste terrible but are non toxic! Taste it!”

DAMN IT NOW I NEED TO TASTE ONE.

I MUST TASTE THE GAME CARTRIDGE

I am glad I do not have a Switch, because I would have discovered this without meaning to…
How I’ve never accidentally swallowed and choked on something is a fucking miracle honestly.

Nintendo: DO NOT EAT THE GAME

Us: you can’t tell us how to live our lives

my name is Gamer,
and wen they said
nintendo games
dont taste like bred,

just like a moth
drawn to a flame
i had to know
i lik the game

@funereal-disease 😀