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I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

😂😂😂😂😂😂

…can someone please explain these to me?

The second one goes:

Violets are blue
Michael Jackson sang Thriller
Ted Cruz is
The Zodiac Killer

Which references the meme that Ted Cruz is, well, the infamous Zodiac Killer.

I don’t get the first one either.

Sigh.

It’s “Bush did 9-11.″

I read it as

George W. Bush
Did 9/11

It scans a lot better that way (better than the Ted Cruz one).

George Bush Jr
Did 9 11

or

George Bush did
September 11

or, indeed, the one you posted.