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1. Drinking diet soda every day

2. I bet diet soda is bad for me, I’ll switch to water

3. Sparkling water is just as healthy and less boring, I’ll switch to sparkling water.

4. This zero calorie all-natural lemon flavoring makes the sparkling water taste better, I’ll switch to flavored sparkling water.

5. Wait, zero calorie lemon flavored sparkling water is basically just Diet 7-UP, except I like real Diet-7UP better. I’ll switch to Diet 7-UP.

6. Drinking diet soda every day.

7. Repeat cycle again and again for the past three years of my life, genuinely uncertain at which step I’m making a mistake.

  1. Wait, zero calorie lemon flavored sparkling water is basically just Diet 7-UP, except I like real Diet-7UP better. I’ll switch to Diet 7-UP.

Well that one’s fake so that might be the mistake. Unless your zero calorie lemon flavored sparkling water has sweetener added?

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