I want you to know that there’s approx. a 0% chance I know how to pronounce your username or can identify what your user pic is if it’s any larger or smaller than I normally view it.
I love you all dearly, you are great friends – however you’re also mainly represented by fuzzy pixels on my phone viewed fleetingly through my smudged glasses and hastily tabbed-away-from windows on my work desktop.
What I mean to say is: give me your true name that I might know you in all your forms, you Fae bastards.
HA Ha ha…