LSD and coffee: Two great tastes that taste great together
fuckin’ hell am I a performing monkey for you people or what
The Mantra of @argumate is the only reason I can get out of bed in the morning:
It is by Caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
It is by the beans of Java thoughts acquire speed
Lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning
It is by Caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Is @argumate secretly an SEC official?
While owls are a fine species of birds, the finance sector does not currently employ any of the filthy [my wokeness advisors suddenly begin gesturing frantically and cut my mic]
Help me i want to be salty about #reblog2015 but all the posts @argumate have been reblogging lately were gold and/or insightful.
how to talk to a barn owl who’s wearing headphones
stop trying to get me excited about Steven Universe / Overwatch / Communism
I’ll get excited about my coffee instead :^)
got bored by political coverage on Tumblr today lads
Tell us what happened lad
got bored by political coverage on Tumblr
cos everyone was being boring and political
yeah it was on Tumblr
My last cup of coffee had gone stale but this one is fresh 😀